ADVICE ON ADVANCES

Advances from women
If wisely invested
will yield rich dividends
which can be harvested

But if you have in mind
advances of a different kind
My advice to you is to run
If she chases you it will be fun
Role reversal has its charm
But take care it does you no harm

Mind to keep your missus in the dark
Have all the fun in a desolate park
But if she does espy you and says "Hark"
Invent a story and sing it like a lark