AFFAIRS OF THE HEART

Affairs of the heart ladies do discuss
but it is done in a manner hush-hush
Whether it be their very first crush
Or a post-marital romantic brush
With some hunk whom they fancied
Who later turned out to be rancid
Comparing notes they become quite frank
And if they sense danger, , they close rank

Not so the men who brag about their flings
Under influence of liquor their fancy takes wings
They will tell you how many girls they eagerly sought
And yet ditched them when it came to tying the knot
Suffice it to say they wear their heart on their sleeves
It goes " dub dub" the moment they see beautiful eves