Thursday, May 24, 2012


News has just come in, I gather
A 74 year old man became a father
His spouse was 36 years his junior
But here is something funnier
He ascribes his extraordinary prowess
to innumerable bananas he devours
Time to give up almonds without any grudge
and switch over to chocolate banana fudge


Whether he really fathered a child
And did he really sow his oats wild,
The DNA strands on the slide will tell
If cofirmed, we will ring the bell,
If not, he will have to rot in hell.

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