Thursday, May 24, 2012

HOW TO DRIVE AWAY WILD BOARS ( From a news report)

In the fields of Gulbarga
you can hear a cacophony;
From the farmers' mobiles
blares "Sheila ki jawani"
In decibel levels so high
that the marauders heave a sigh
and beat a hasty retreat
their surrender is complete'
wild boars who wanted to plunder
their plans thrown asunder
by this popular item number
which their evil designs did encumber
Such depredation of crop
the farmers can now stop
While enjoying Sunidhi's raunchy song
They can drive away boars to where they belong

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